Meet the Wash Paddle: For the stuff others can't reach
4 November 2026 Dan Bowden
Everyone knows the spot. The middle of the roof. Centre of the windscreen. The top of the caravan. The bit under the roof racks you pretend not to see. It's the stuff that gets skipped, because getting to it means a step ladder, a dodgy stretch, and a prayer. Not anymore!
Say g'day to the Wash Paddle.
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Developed over 3 years by our in house team of detailers and vertically challenged fanatics, the Wash Paddle makes light work of cleaning those hard to reach spots, without climbing, stretch or hassle. We know you'll love it as much as we do.

Stop missing the hardest spots
The Wash Paddle gives you an extra long 1.2m reach, so the high stuff finally gets the same love as the rest of the car.

- Under racks and platforms. Reach high spots, under roof racks, bars and platforms with ease.
- The middle of the roof. Properly wash the high panels quickly and completely.
- No ladders. No balancing acts. Clean high walls and awkward corners quickly and safely.
- No stretching. No strain. Tackle tall sides, roofs and big windscreens easily.
What makes it work

- Extra long 1.2m reach - Because size does matter when you’re chasing those high spots.
- Effortless cleaning - Perfect for cleaning caravans, boats, trucks, vans, lifted 4WDs, SUV’s and those awkward places you normally avoid.
- Slides easily under roof racks - Slimline head and oval handle design, keeps a lower 4cm profile to slide under roof racks, platforms and into tighter areas where other wash tools simply can't fit.
- Large shag weave Wash Pillow - Removable, machine washable, plush microfibre safely lifts grit and grime, holds heaps of suds and helps prevent swirls and scratches. Has great surface area for faster cleaning and also fits in our buckets perfectly.
- Super flexible head - Maintains maximum surface contact over curves, contours, hard angles and larger panels for faster, more effective cleaning.
- Modular snap lock design - Quickly configure the perfect tool for every job, big or small. Use it long for maximum reach, short for tighter jobs, or reposition the kinked section to slide under roof racks or to keep it off your paint.
- Packs down well, pull it apart for easy storage once the job is done too.
- Paint safe design with no exposed metal - Soft microfibre and a foam covered handle minimise the risk of scratching. Always ensure sufficient clearance for the entire tool, including connection points, when using in tight spaces.
- Premium aluminium construction - Strong, lightweight, and super durable. Built to last for years of washing.
- Slightly kinked shaft - Ergonomic curved design helps keep the shaft away from your paintwork and can be repositioned to suit different cleaning angles to maximise reach and control.
Built for the jobs you usually avoid

If it's tall, wide or awkward, the Wash Paddle has it covered.
- 4WDs - Reach high spots, as long as it's got a 4cm clearance, it'll do under roof racks, bars and platforms with ease.
- SUVs - Clean that middle part of the roof, middle of the windscreen, and wash the high panels quickly and completely.
- Vans - No stretching, no strain. Tackle tall sides, roofs and big windscreens easily.
- Caravans - No ladders, no balancing acts. Clean high walls and awkward corners quickly and safely.
- Boats - No more leaning over the gunwales. Clean topsides, rails and the hull properly, without the strain.
- Trucks - Big vehicle? No problem. Clear away bugs and road grime fast and easy.
Long. Short. Kinky. However you like it.
The Wash Paddle uses a modular snap lock design, so you can build the right tool for every job, big or small.

- Kinky bend up top: the best ergonomics for cleaning high areas and roofs, keeping the shaft off your paint.

- Kinky bend at the bottom, for that extra reach: the straight shaft slides under roof racks and platforms (you only need a 4cm+ gap) to give that area a proper clean.

- Short and compact: make a handy, lighter 700mm paddle for windscreens, rear windows, the middle of bonnets and more.
But what about the roof of your van or caravan I hear you ask...
For the tallest jobs get HIGHLY KINKY - The Extended Reach Kit.

Take your Wash Paddle to new heights. The Highly Kinky Extension Kit adds a 180 degree adjustable angle and an extra 660mm of shaft, so the Wash Pillow can reach and sits flat on high roofs and solar panels of caravans, motorhomes, trucks and boats, with no ladder needed. It snaps into the modular system and comes apart for easy storage.
This extension kit is available on our website HERE.
We find this extension kit is great for roofs up to 2.5 meters high. For even taller roofs we have a Long 'N' Straight shaft that's available separately (read more down below), which is for roofs up to 3 meters high. Higher than this, you can add separate small or long shafts to build a paddle to whatever size you need.
Build Your Own Paddle as every part of our longer reach wash tool is available separately, not to mention an extra Long N' Straight shaft for the very tallest of roofs. Create a custom paddle to suit the job you need from scratch, or add parts to your existing Wash Paddle. See them all RIGHT HERE.

You can use it for drying too!!

Our large Twisted Mother Sucker drying towel is made to fit the wash paddle head! To use it, simply remove the Wash Pillow and then slip the head into the hand pocket in the drying towel, wrap it around the head, and secure it snug with the towel's other hand pocket. Spray some Boss Gloss into the towel as a drying aid and off you go!
This towel's super absorbency means you can dry those impossible to reach sides and roofs fast, with no streaks, no water spots, no ladders! It completes your wash solution perfectly.
Where can I get it?
The Twisted Mother Sucker drying towel to fit the wash paddle is available in store and online at our supporting resellers as well.
I hope you all get to enjoy a good paddlin' soon!
Dan Bowden

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