The Crotch Cannon
1 April 2019 Dan Bowden
We love combining systems of products and techniques so people can get a great result from our car care and have a bit of fun while doing it. We are always striving for perfection, and this detailing tool is just another example of this as we thrust forward.
This is something completely new, to make one of our favourite jobs easier, and give it a more natural feel as well. The weekly ritual of Snow Jobbing is a fun way to unwind and shut off from the outside non-car world, by simply spraying a lovely, thick load of foam all over our 4, or 2 wheeled friends.
As much as we love it, we have been searching for solutions to a couple of key issues that have always affected our experience. The first is that the application method has always felt awkward and not that natural in its action. The 2nd more important one, is that it's nearly impossible to film a decent video with one hand while Snow Jobbing, so you can't easily share your happiness of giving a perfect Snow Job with your mates and family on social media.
Our solution is this brilliant Aussie made innovation we call the Crotch Cannon. It will leave you wondering why it’s never been done before!! It’s a true ergonomic fitment that you strap to your body to give you the most relaxing and natural feeling way you'll ever use to apply your snow foam.
It also allows you to be able to easily film at the same time as using the cannon, eliminating your old frustrations with every use.
This great detailing tool will make your Snow Jobs more efficient, with less effort as well as allowing you to use more graceful application techniques than you’ve ever used before.
Its purposeful and good looking design will fit anyone, with comfortable stretch material to snugly wrap your crotch with lightweight support and stability, and external reinforcement for the stiff cannon extrusion. The cannon bottle is well secured on the back to give almost perfect weight balance, lowering your chances of fatigue during use. Performing longer or multiple Snow Jobs will only increase your foaming pleasure.
It’s not something that takes long to master either. Within a very short time you can be quickly achieving more advanced techniques for a true hands free foaming experience.
The crotch cannon is an elegant statement, that will further reinforce to friends and neighbours that you’re a true car fanatic each and every time you strap it on for your weekend Snow Job ritual.
To further extend your fun with the crotch cannon, we’ve created a new product called Happy Ending. Simply swap to the Happy Ending bottle after Snow Jobbing and cover the car, then turn the cannons mixture adjustment off so only water flows through it, allowing you to pressure wash it all away. This holy grail product will leave a crazy shiny, a smooth finish with awesome super-hydrophobic bead porn and leave you feeling completely satisfied - a true Happy Ending.
The crotch cannon is one of the most innovative products ever created for detailing, and it fits the Bowden’s Own mantra of feeling Natural, Elegant and Remarkable.
We are pleased to annouce that you can find it at many of our great resellers today, just quote them part code: B O N E R
If you have any questions, please email firstname.lastname@example.org or FREECALL our office on 1800 351 308.
Happy Snow Jobbing!
The masterBy: Phil Grant on 1 April 2019If there was anyone to be to qualified at this it would be Dan