Sausage Time

Sausage Time™ is the ultimate solution for reclaiming the lost essence of automotive masculinity. Infused with the unmistakable aroma of flame grilled sausage and the spirit of backyard BBQs, it eradicates synthetic sterility from your interior. Engineered with cutting edge scent extraction technology, and the legendary essence of Dick... Johnson, Sausage Time™ penetrates deep into synthetic surfaces, wiping away all traces of soy based regret. Enhanced by our proprietary E.L.O.N.U.T.S. technology, it delivers full deveganisation through an advanced enzymatic reaction—restoring your cabin to its rightful, meat infused glory.

• Deveganise your Leather & Plastics - Strip away that plant based past and restore your interior to its primal, carnivorous glory.
• Ultra Masculine Essence of Dick - A scent so potent, it practically kicks open the door and demands respect.
• Not Sticky - Because the only thing that should be clinging to you is admiration.
• Mouth Watering Finish - Leaves your surfaces so fresh, so inviting, you might just start licking the dashboard.
• Deep Cleanse - Penetrates every pore, lifting filth, regret, and questionable life choices with ruthless efficiency.

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